Beauty comes at a price. And no one knows that better than Ebenezer Tweezer, who has stayed beautiful for 511 years. How, you may wonder? Ebenezer simply has to feed the beast in the attic of his mansion. In return for meals of performing monkeys, statues of Winston Churchill, and the occasional cactus, Ebenezer gets potions that keep him young and beautiful, as well as other presents.
But the beast grows ever greedier with each meal, and one day he announces that he’d like to eat a nice, juicy child next. Ebenezer has never done anything quite this terrible to hold onto his wonderful life. Still, he finds the absolutely snottiest, naughtiest, and most frankly unpleasant child he can and prepares to feed her to the beast.
The child, Bethany, may just be more than Ebenezer bargained for. She’s certainly a really rather rude houseguest, but Ebenezer still finds himself wishing she didn’t have to be gobbled up after all. Could it be Bethany is less meal-worthy and more…friend-worthy?
This was lots of fun, and very silly.
What amused me before I read it was the title – my sister-in-law is called Bethany and I told my husband that made him the Beast!
However the book was even better than it’s title suggests.
The Beast lives on the top floor of Ebenezer Tweezer’s enormous house, where it demands more and more unusual delicacies to eat. In exchange he vomits up whatever Ebenezer, a sprightly 511 years old, desires.
Until the Beast wants to eat a plump, juicy child. I think it might be related to the witch in Hansel & Gretel.
Enter Bethany – a short hurricane of bad manners, petty theft, and obstinence. She’s also a lot smarter than anyone gives her credit for.
With Bethany’s help Ebenezer starts to plot against the Beast and put a stop to its greed.
I laughed so much at times I snorted like a pig!
This book may be aimed at child readers but even an old crone like me can enjoy it.
*I was kindly gifted a copy of this book in exchange for taking part in the blog tour but all opinions remain my own.